“Austin...”. “Wow, there’s a surprise.”
Not as surprising as Houston. No meat? Ridiculous. And Houston is an enormous city in area. I had a 110 mile round trip commute. Not uncommon. Just not feasible here. Oh, and everyone has guns here.
>> Not as surprising as Houston.
I went looking for Austin, EXPECTING to find it. But I didn’t even notice Houston! That IS a surprise.