Some women love weddings so much, they can’t wait to get divorced so as to have another wedding. And then another, and another, and another...
I had a skank cousin like that. She got knocked up by her boyfriend so she divorced her husband. She called me one day to tell me she was marrying the jerk.
I told her that the batteries in the clock we gave her for her first wedding still worked so consider that her gift.
Like having a baby.