When reigning eloquent and verbose champ Nick Bockwinkel was informed he was booked for a cage match with Mad Dog, his response was “you can’t do this to me! He’s not even human!”
Anyway, to the point, Jesse “The Body” Ventura beats the hell (no pun) out of the current MN governor.
The Crusher was always my favorite. I got to pat him on the back after a match when I was 5.