To whom it may concern:
Last year, I called Ms Greta Whiner of Paragon Enterprises pretty and young. I wish to inform all parties that I was not in my right mind at that time, and in fact Ms Whiner is ugly and old.
I hope this will satisfy all concerned with my unfortunate error.
Yours sincerely,
Edgar B. Puswipd
Claim temporary insanity. It worked for then Congressman, later General Dan Sickles when he shot and killed his wife’s lover in broad daylight in Lafayette Square. Her lover happened to be the son of Francis Scott Key