Alright, I’ve been called a lot of things and I’m not going to take it anymore! Two things, I am NOT Beerphobic and Bud is NOT beer!
A few years back one of our Drafthouse movie places held a beer tasting in their lobby. It loosely tied in with one of the features playing that evening. One of the craft beer makers had a sign out in front of their area that read “No we don’t make a light beer. Light beer has no taste but seems to be favored by people who like to pee more than to enjoy a good beer.”
I have a picture of that sign somewhere ...