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To: allen592

And now for a parrot joke.

A man bought a parrot who constantly swore, using the most vulgar words possible. The man tried all sorts of bribes to get the parrot to clean up its language. But nothing worked. The parrot kept on swearing.

Finally the man lost his temper, and put the parrot in the freezer for a minute.

When let out, the parrot said, “I am truly sorry for my bad language. I promise you it will never happen again. But let me ask one thing. What did that turkey do?”


7 posted on 03/05/2023 12:45:39 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: Leaning Right

🤣😂


14 posted on 03/05/2023 12:55:00 PM PST by Rusty0604 (Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: Leaning Right

I think of those films from the Tabasco Film Company of Havana Cuba:

Yvonne, Renée, and Loretta in “What the Parrot Saw”, and Renée, Loretta, and the parrot in “What Yvonne Saw.”


47 posted on 03/05/2023 4:07:36 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Leaning Right

One day I was working on a job and from across some Rail road tracks was a trailer park.
I heard a cat in distress meowing mournfully A real cat in trouble,went on for 15 minutes or more,
I was just about to go look for it ,then I heard “here kitty kitty kitty c’mere kitty.”
It had been a parrot the whole time.
Jeeze


53 posted on 03/05/2023 5:49:22 PM PST by Right Brigade (It was better before they voted for whats his name,this must be the New World)
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