Not so aloof-ah! Frisky senior swingers at a Florida retirement village are tying different colored LOOFAHS to their cars to indicate sexual preferences to potential partners

Daily Mail ^ | 02/23/23 | Daily Mail

[Lockbar]

My gal-pal has a golf cart and drives it around. But she does it at a large nudest camp in Indiana. And yes, there is alot of extra curricular activity there, she says. She said I get to visit there next summer.

[Ellendra]

I’ve planted them several times. Last year they grew, but not enough to produce any sponges.

They’re handy as disposable, compostable scrubbing sponges, for dishes or skin. They’re on my list of non-edible-but-important survival garden plants, alongside things like soapwort and pyrethrum daisies.

But in my area, they apparently needed to be started earlier than when I started them.

[Red Badger]

Sometimes temperature can stunt growth if too hot or cold................

[dangus]

Those are scrubbies, not loofahs. Loofahs are vegetable remains used as sponges.

[wyokostur]

Lol...50 Shades of Grey-Hairs

[srmanuel]

One thing is certain about this thread, there is nothing universally funny on FR, to me the story is funny as heck, I wish everyone took it that way.

[dangus]

A Whiter Shade of Tan?

[Beowulf9]

Prob true to some extent. There are things like this going on here in Az Sun City and Tucson has some ‘clothing optional’ resorts, been on the news in the past but not in a long time but I’m sure they still exist.

You’d think when you get to the entrance to the last door you’d be more considering what’s on the other side of that door.

[Hot Tabasco]

I live in The Villages

I live in S.E. Michigan and if I could move down there, I would do so in a heartbeat.

Love the amenities, especially the softball sports available to the residents.......

[Glad2bnuts]

In my 50’s I dreamed of life in the retirement homes, villages or whatever. I was gonna the the Don Juan of the facilities. Now that I am near 70, I find I am the Don’t Juana, Don’t a care a.

[chickenlips]

So you are at the “best part of sex is thinking about it and remembering it” stage?

[Glad2bnuts]

Yes, I may have burned myself out in earlier years. Life is better without it at this stage.

[LouAvul]

As an aside, I always thought I was allergic to loofahs, then I learned you have to wet them first.