To: laplata
Man nor beast could go that fast in deep snow.
Could be he's using the BigFoot(TM) antigravity technology to lighten his stride.
Govt got it from the aliens and tried to keep it secret, but Elvis leaked it to the sasquatchi.
It's conspiracy on top of a conspiracy, man.
26 posted on
02/18/2023 11:46:46 AM PST by
chrisser
(I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
To: chrisser
You’re right. But we’ve got to keep quiet about it because the Sasquatch would throw Elvis off a cliff.
44 posted on
02/18/2023 1:20:30 PM PST by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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