I wonder how long it takes to properly train a RU tank crew?
Forward, Reverse, Left, Right, you're good to go!
Don't worry, if your tank is hit by artillery, we will respond with our highly accurate counter-battery fire.
Your mom or spouse will get a delicious cake.
Remember a story of a captured Russian tank driver in WW2 he said he was driving a bus in Moscow a week earlier. So I guess you are correct lol