[ConservativeInPA]

It’s not satire when true

[Jim W N]

More satire that’s not satire because it’s true...

Government is basically made to kill people. That’s one thing they do very well. Why was the U.S. federal government created in the 1780’s? To kill people. Only the people it was created to kill were those of any foreign country that would invade America. The Feds were created to protect the people of America.

But the government is like a wolf on a chain guarding the hen house. The chain is to keep the wolf from turning on the hens in the hen house. In this case, the chain is the Constitution limiting the power of the feds. The feds have broken their chain. We’re the hens. We’re in trouble.

Here’s a little diddy about all of this…

It’s a song called, WUHAN VACCINE AGAIN (played to the tune of “Werewolves of London”). Read it through and see what you think. After that, if you want, join me in having fun singing along using the karaoke link below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvN56FD6-vg

Common, everybody sing along…

I saw Klaus Schwab with a Chinese menu in his hand
Coming from WEF in the rain
He was lookin’ for the place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…

You might hear them howlin’ around your kitchen door.
Better not let ‘em in.
Young people dropping like flies
Wuhan Vaccine again

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…
huh!

**** Lead Break ****

It’s the heavy-handed Scare
Misnamed Government Healthcare
But it’s actually the Death Protocol nightmare
You better stay away from them
They’ll clog your arteries Jim
I’d like to meet their accountants

Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo
Aah-hoo Wuhan Vaccine
Aah-hooooooooooooooo…

Whoa, I saw CDC walkin’ with the Queen
Doing the Wuhan Vaccine
I saw Dr. Fauci walkin’ with the Queen
Doing the Wuhan Vaccine

I saw them drinkin’ pina coladas at Trader Vics
They were thick as thieves
Yep!

Aah-hoooooooooo
Wuhan Vaccine
Droppin’ like flies
Aah-hoooooooooo
Wuhan Vaccine

[lurk]

The wokeness did not make it into every unit.

[tennmountainman]

Milley and Austin are very angry.

[GOPJ]

"This vaccine was a great success in helping us eliminate anyone who valued freedom, thought critically, or voted Republican," said Austin. "Now that those pesky conservatives have been forcibly removed from our military, we can finally move forward ...

Now that idiot Austin will call for the draft or reducing standards... empty the jails and prisons - sign up criminals and thugs. What could possible go wrong?

[GOPJ]

"This vaccine was a great success in helping us eliminate anyone who valued freedom, thought critically, or voted Republican," said Austin. "Now that those pesky conservatives have been forcibly removed from our military, we can finally move forward in our sacred mission of promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion around the world!

ping

[Jet Jaguar]

Bee ping.

[Golden Eagle]

Satire posts all need an identifier now.

Too hard to distinguish from reality.

Laughing at those that fall for it actually attacks our most diligent.