A just machine
To make big decisions
Programmed by fellas
With compassion and vision
We’ll be clean
When their work is done
We’ll be eternally free
Yes, and eternally young
What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free
-Donald Fagen
Imagine an opinion synthesized by ChatGPT in the style and thought pattern of the late, lamented Antonin Scalia . . .