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1 posted on 12/10/2022 12:56:52 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

This is why I refuse to return my junior high library books. I don’t want to end up on the news


2 posted on 12/10/2022 1:00:57 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

Paging Mr. Bookman ...


3 posted on 12/10/2022 1:01:55 PM PST by glennaro (Never give up ... never give in ... never surrender ... and enjoy every minute of doing so.)
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To: DFG

In December 2022, his grandson, John Lamb, returned the book to the library. Only 119 years after it was first checked out!

The library can finally call the next person on the waitlist for the book.


5 posted on 12/10/2022 1:03:18 PM PST by Flick Lives (Cui bono)
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To: DFG

The late fees are probably over a million dollars.


6 posted on 12/10/2022 1:05:09 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE (It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.)
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To: DFG

I’m only about 45 years overdue


8 posted on 12/10/2022 1:10:40 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

I have a book about the Korean war too where they write about all the human waves from hundreds of thousands of Chinese commies


9 posted on 12/10/2022 1:12:38 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

Our guys had to just keep mowing those little suckers down till their gun barrels were red hot


12 posted on 12/10/2022 1:25:55 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

No worries. They had great expectations it would be returned.

I know, groan.


15 posted on 12/10/2022 1:33:25 PM PST by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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To: DFG
There is an Australian connection to the novel--one of the main characters has made a lot of money in Australia and come back illegally to England.

Whether a convict who returned to England after serving his time would face the death penalty seems unlikely--maybe someone else will know. But Dickens made it part of the plot. What Alfred Hitchcock would call a McGuffin. (Or is it "Maguffin"?)

16 posted on 12/10/2022 1:43:37 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG

Did the library send them an overdue bill?

Remember, George Washington had an overdue book, Vattels’ “Law of Nations” which many here swore didn’t influence him.


21 posted on 12/10/2022 3:02:40 PM PST by bgill
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To: DFG

After a period of time, libraries will make you pay to replace the book. If the grandfather paid the replacement cost then the book is theirs.


25 posted on 12/10/2022 6:19:03 PM PST by Homer1
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