Maybe, just Maybe, its time to start a new party or take over an established party, like Reform. The MAGA Party, Liberty Party (still, Reform Party sounds good to me as an old Buchannan Brigadier—Time for Pitchforks and torches!) Reform goals Reform Government back to the way it was intended. Change Voting Laws! Hang Drug dealers and Cop Killers! Our leader—Donald Trump, Our Motto, “Don’t Tread On Me!” Our symbol A Lion (the king of beasts) Our Color: Orange like the Oranges of Florida. Our Organ, a National Newspaper: The Trumpet! Sounding the Call of Freedom. Goal: a New Branch of the Military: “The Border Guard” to secure the Border and make it airtight! War on The Cartels of Mexico to break their back and bring freedom to Mexico.
“Time for Pitchforks and torches!”
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