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I've been busy placing boxes of cat crap and litter clumps of cat piss in boxes this season. I place them on my porch and neighbors porches just after Amazon or FedEx drop off on our street. I actually saved up litter box presents starting in October just for the holidays.

Always open your package boxes from the bottom tape so the box looks just delivered when it's full of treats for the porch pirates.

7 posted on 12/06/2022 9:59:21 AM PST by blackdog (The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
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LOL


12 posted on 12/06/2022 10:01:51 AM PST by whinecountry (Semper Ubi Sub Ubi)
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THAT is a great idea. Will be doing that tomorrow before I go to work. He, he, he!


13 posted on 12/06/2022 10:02:16 AM PST by Four of Six
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Always open your package boxes from the bottom tape so the box looks just delivered when it's full of treats for the porch pirates.

I like this idea: Tired of Losing Packages to Thieves? Try the Blank Box!

21 posted on 12/06/2022 10:07:48 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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> I’ve been busy placing boxes of cat crap and litter clumps of cat piss in boxes this season. <

I’ve read that a fertilizer shortage is on the horizon. So not only are getting rid of unwanted poop, you might be actually helping a thief who is also a farmer. 🙂


24 posted on 12/06/2022 10:10:13 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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That’s funny .... pretty harmless, too. We live back off the road far enough that we don’t have packages stolen off the porch or I’d definitely be doing this. Don’t have cat litter, but dogs, chickens, a relative has hogs .... a few rocks for weight .... LOL!


26 posted on 12/06/2022 10:14:44 AM PST by Qiviut (I'm not out of control, I'm just not in their control. $hot $hills: Sod Off)
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To: blackdog
I've been busy placing boxes of cat crap and litter clumps of cat piss in boxes this season. I place them on my porch and neighbors porches just after Amazon or FedEx drop off on our street. I actually saved up litter box presents starting in October just for the holidays.

That’s excellent. 😂

Are any jerks taking the bait?

We don’t seem to have a bad porch pirate problem where I am, but if that changes, I do have an 18-pound cat. His litter box gets scooped a couple of times a day, so I’d always have a renewable supply of “product.

42 posted on 12/06/2022 10:41:49 AM PST by Allegra
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