First thought that popped into my mind was a version of the old song “WHEN THAT (WO)MAN IS DEAD AND GONE...”
When That Man Is Dead And Gone lyrics © Berlin Irving Music Corp., Irving Berlin Music Corp
When that (wo)man is dead and gone
When that (wo)man is dead and gone
Some fine day the newsll flash
Satan with a small moustache
Is asleep beneath the lawn
When that (wo)man is dead and gone
What a day to wake up on
What a way to greet the dawn
When a certain (wo)man is dead and gone
What an evil nasty demon.