Actually the headline is true. The communists create a nonexistent problem, present a bogus (and expensive) solution, then, magically, the nonexistent problem goes away. Then all that leaves is enthusiastic praise for Big Brother, who has saved us again! (Here is the obligatory /s notation lest someone gets totally incensed and takes me to the woodshed.)
Zero Carbon emissions equals zero human exhalation.
Let that sink in.