[Leaning Right]

I try to be helpful. So here’s some advice for Mr. O’Rourke: The “Beto” thing is obviously not working. So pretend to be from some another ethnic group instead.

Maybe try “Pierre O’Rourke“ or “Fritz O’Rourke“.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

He’s moving to Louisiana, his new name is Bedeaux.