Daily Mail with the win:
Easy spoof here with “better man” - Fetterman about his wife pushing him to run brain dead for Senate so she can take over. “She feeds him!” lol
Pearl Jam - so will get press when they demand it be shut down.
Lyrics
Waitin’, watchin’ the clock
It’s four o’clock, it’s got to stop
Tell him, “Take no more”
She practices her speech
As he opens the door, she rolls over
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over
She lies and says she’s in love with him
Can’t find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can’t find a better man
Can’t find a better man
Can’t find a better man
Oh
Talkin’ to herself
There’s no one else who needs to know
She tells herself, oh
Memories back when she was bold and strong
And waiting for the world to come along
Swears she knew it, now she swears he’s gone
She lies and says she’s in love with him
Can’t find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can’t find a better man
She lies and says she still loves him
Can’t find a better man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can’t find a better man
Can’t find a better man
Can’t find a better man
She loved him, yeah
She don’t want to leave this way
She feeds him, yeah
That’s why she’ll be back again
Can’t find a better man (can’t find a better man)
Can’t find a better man (can’t find a better man)
Can’t find a better man (can’t find a better man)
Can’t find a better man