[Leaning Right]

I only use one pronoun, “Waldo”. And I demand that it always be used when referring to me. Otherwise, it’s lawsuit time.

So my boss cannot say, “Give it to him.”
Instead, my boss must say, “Give it to Waldo.”

Hilarity ensues when a new employee tries to figure out who the heck is Waldo. And of course my real name isn’t Waldo.

[dfwgator]

So my boss cannot say, “Give it to him.” Instead, my boss must say, “Give it to Waldo.”