Wow, the therapy will be long and difficult...
You got that right. When I was a member at the YMCA, they put up a row of signs at the parking spots closest to the door: "Low Emission Vehicles Only." I made it a point to park my scabby '97 Neon there when I could. I figured, "low emissions compared to what?" Also, I didn't remember anything in my membership contract that allowed them to discriminate based on what car I drive.
One time when I was getting out, this guy in a Tesla had to park across the lane. He gave me a "WTF" look and a questioning head flop. I kept going in. I had a tight schedule for working out on my lunch break. I figured he didn't want me going off on him how many emissions are released making a new car, how it wasn't my job to make him feel good about his ego, and how sorry I was that he came to exercise and had to walk across one additional lane.
“When I was a member at the YMCA, they put up a row of signs at the parking spots closest to the door”
Closest to the door? A person goes to the gym to work out yet worries how close his car is to the door? LOL