To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

Babylon Bee ^ | 09/05/2022 | Babylon Bee

[MtnClimber]

Are men required to drive badly and have poor control over emotions?

[NorthMountain]

This is entirely too plausible ... the real world is making life difficult for the “Bee”.

[Joe Boucher]

Thank GOD i left L.A. For Florida 50 years ago.
DeSantis is a man, a leader.
Newsom is a pussy.

[Chickensoup]

Ok how many of us were fooled for at least a second, besides me?

[Rurudyne]

Who has Standing to challenge this?

(Playing along with the gag)

[Rurudyne]

What’s surprising these days is when it ISN’T the Bee.

[BobL]

I believe this is THE LAW in Sweden.

[AAABEST]

This is entirely too plausible ... the real world is making life difficult for the “Bee”.

Already happening for some time. Here's an article from 10 years ago:

Left Party Wants Men to Pee Sitting Down.

[Paladin2]

wHAT ABOUT sTANDING rOOM ONLY CONDITIONS?

[FLIPED CAPS LOCK]

[Political Junkie Too]

That's it. I'm selling all my urinal cake stock tomorrow.

-PJ

[NorthMountain]

There’s a difference between some political group saying they want the latest absurdity, and actual legislation passing in a US State.

But yeah, I’ve been hearing the “sitzpinkler” thing for about 10 years ...

[Gene Eric]

3 seconds

[farmguy]

I’ve heard that there are places that actually promote this. All I can say is, I hope that there is a target on the inside of the stall door. When I sit down, that’s what I’m aiming at.

[Oscar in Batangas]

How about: in the name of equality all women are required to stand up to pee?!

Isn’t that their ultimate objective actually?

[MinorityRepublican]

This is why we have separate bathrooms in public places, so we have urinals for men. Unisex is stupid unless it’s the only bathroom of a small mom and pop joint.

[sbnsd]

With today’s millennials or whatever Gen letter they are now, that would include men, women, and other. They’re all angry, outraged, and bitter, and so many of them don’t want to drive or even learn how.

[Chode]

couple gun clubs i’ve been in over the years had Pointers & Sitters and Bucks & Does

[FirstFlaBn]

The ability to write your name in the snow will soon become a lost art from lack of practice during the offseason..

[AlaskaErik]

When the state legislature first introduced bill P.33.51T

P.33.51T = PEE SIT, for those who didn't make the connection.