[Parley Baer]

So according to the Washington Post the nuclear codes were in the one of the 15 boxes. Bwahahahahahahaha

[existentially_kuffer]

And Garland jumped 20 feet?

[McGavin999]

One of the guys at newsmax said his 10 year old said “don’t they change those when a new president come in”. So a 10 year old is smarter than a Washington Post journalist

[TigersEye]

Yeah, that’s the ticket! The GSA packed the “football” in Trump’s memorabilia. No one has seen it since until Merrick found it.

They gave Joe a real football and he’s been using that.

[joshua c]

i read it was an actual missile