Well I didn't approve it. I bet it was Mikey. Mikey approves everything.
I’m sure Wray didn’t approve it either. The Wind made it happen.
It was a ‘bureaucratic snafu’
Yeah...
Well I didn't approve it. I bet it was Mikey. Mikey approves everything.
Climate change. It had to be climate change.
Dang, turns out it was just thirty rogue agents acting on their own authority. Poor Chris and Merrick. Their agents just don’t give them no respect.
You know, stuff happens in any large organization. Like the way another rogue agent falsified evidence against Trump. And another made sure he set up an “insurance” policy against Trump’s election. Just a rogue head of counter-intelligence. You have to understand that stuff happens in a big organization.
They were just trying to do a low key raid an a former president’s home, for God’s sake. We can be sure it never occurred to them that people might be upset they spend 10 hours searching a former president’s home. So what is all the fuss about?
"I don't know, we were just standing around the coffee machine talking about what to wear at our next Pat Front parade when suddenly we were holding a warrant and searching Mar a Lago. It was like a dimensional shift or glitch in the matrix. Weird..." ~ Agent Smith
