I knew you were being sarcastic. The question I have is why can I take Covid shots and have no side effects, while many other do? I haven't seen any worthwhile explanations?
Personally I believe the reporting is faulty.
It allows anyone to report a “Vaccine Reaction” which can lead to fraud, attention seekers, game players, and people that have no medical training that think anything and everything is a Vaccine Reaction.
I think some people with agendas tweak numbers in favor of their agenda.
Just like here. Within seconds of a posted death notice, people are here claiming it was vaccine related. No proof, no confirmation needed.