Austin: “I am committed to taking care of our people and ensuring the readiness and resilience of our Force.
Sometime in the near future...
Senior Sergeant: “Soldiers, you must get a sex change to enhance our LBGT+ ratios in order to meet Pentagon requirements of our readiness and resilience.”
Private 1: “I don't want a sex change.”
Senior Sargeant: “Attitudes like that will cost us this year's unit citation for superior readiness award.”
Senior Sargeant: “I don't care what you want. I'm ordering you to have that sex change!”
Private 2: “Sir I've already had one can I be exempt? “
Senior Sargeant: “No!”
Private 3: “Sir I've had three can I be exempt? “
Senior Sargeant: “No! Privates 2 & 3, you're experienced in this you need to show some leadership to the others. Private 3 there's 54 too choose from! With 3 you're just getting started!”
Private 3: “Sir! 54! I won't be able to keep track of what sex I am!”
Senior Sargeant: “We have training for that, differing service uniforms, sexual service ribbons, and it will all be in your file. 2 & 3 show some leadership. Do it!”
All privates: “Yes Sir!
Senior Sargeant: “Battalion is determined to win the coveted Sexual Fluidity Unit Citation Award this year! We would have won it last year if we hadn't that one insistent heterosexual! Battalion is determined that won't happen again! Dismissed!
LOL...very well done! That is excellent, worthy of Babylon Bee!