[Dan in Wichita]

Their towns are defenseless, they have almost no cops...

The idiot who wrote this doesn't seem to realize he will need the cops to protect HIM if he tries burning down a rural town.

[The Unknown Republican]

I suspect that the Twitter poster got all they needed to know about rural life fron watching exactly one episode of Andy Griffith and taking a few spins on a Fisher-Price See ‘n Say the Farmer Says.