[Theophilous Meatyard III]

That’s what you should tell the gun grabbers when they come to grab yours: “I accidentally dropped it into the water when I was fishing in my boat.”

[CodeToad]

If it’s time to play childish games no one believes, then it is time...never mind. You’re dead. They will arrest you and take you to the gulag. Not man enough to use them, then why buy them?

[A strike]

NEVER open your door to the government.

[Lazamataz]

That’s what you should tell the gun grabbers when they come to grab yours: “I accidentally dropped it into the water when I was fishing in my boat.”

Hey, that's pretty good! They'll probably believe that!

Or maybe instead they will hold a pistol to your daughters head and say, "Produce the gun or she dies." Then when she's dead, they'll repeat it with your son. Then your wife. Then you.