Posted on 06/02/2022 7:10:40 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Boy let me tell ya. Eff Joe Biden? I don't want to do him, I want to get drunk and wake up from this nightmare!"
"My wife was out of gas, so I cut one loose. How's that for a carbon footprint eh Klaus?"
"So I went to the grocery store, they had loan sharks at the service counter! Boy let me tell you, the dairy aisle YOU had to lay eggs to get eggs!"
"Times are so hard, prostitutes don't want money anymore. They want their student loans paid off!"
This will be a great thread!!
Too bad none of the “jokes” are funny.
I can here RD now and Johnny laughing. And let me tell you… we still
Don’t get any respect for the Washington Clowns. No sir!
Biden not only cancels student debt, he also donates his charity money to Indian casinos.
My sister’s step daughters actually got sugar daddies when they went to college to pay their school loans off. I was totally taken aback.
That young girls in college will do that.
Apparently the guys were old married men. One was a state republican representative.
One of the girls laughed and told my sister who asked how they could do such a thing.
One said” When the lights are out it’s all the same”.
Pretty sick
Man, that’s something I tell ya what. I don’t understand how people live in a perverted state of mind.
Perverted minds cannot understand their condition. Like expecting a mechanically broken computer and corrupted software to know about and diagnose why its’ programs and computer parts are not working.
‘’No respect I tell ya! My wife passed her driving test. She got 18 outta 20.
The other two guys jumped outta the way!’’
“Last week she hit a deer. It was in the zoo!’’.
“Hoo - boy, my daughter. In her graduation picture she’s horizontal.”
You ain’t hearin’ right. If you was hearin’ right you, “still Don’t get NO respect, rather than ANY respect.” A’hm tellin’ ya!
I’d been outa town a couple days. I got back and hopped into a cab, “Take me where the action is..” The driver took me to MY house.
Ha! Absolutely! I needed these laughs
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