Stacey Abrams Graces Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Babylon Bee ^ | 05/17/2022 | Babylon Bee

[Dogbert41]

Look me up on Amazon first. I’m selling eyewash:)

[Travis McGee]

[Thank You Rush]

She would sink!!!!

[CivilWarBrewing]

Abrams TANK, more like it.

[DIRTYSECRET]

I’d go thru a sex change first.

[MtnClimber]

Greenpeace would try to roll her back into the ocean.

[tophat9000]

Need a meme for Sports illustrated

Special Olympics Midgets swim meet being held in her water fill belly button

[llevrok]

The sad part is, I believed this, until I saw the Babylon Bee link.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

This push that obesity is natural is racism on the part of the beauty/modeling industry. All of the women featured in these "fat is beautiful" profiles are black women.

Especially that singer Lizzo, who thinks she's the hottest woman on the planet but looks like Peter Griffin in drag.

[Huskrrrr]

Did they consult a Biologist, first?

[lee martell]

What? No Swimsuit photo?
Stacey’s a Chicken!
That, or she doesn’t want to appear ‘scantily clad’ in public.

[sumuam]

It’s a cultural attempt to change the perception of beauty which is European standards.

[Dr. Sivana]

She would sink!!!!

Au contraire! Fat weighs less than the water it displaces.

[Waverunner]

So if Atlanta was OZ, then the house would land on Stacy A, because how could you miss.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Jo Jo Biden Demented Batter Up Issue.

[Chode]

[fightin kentuckian]

hahaha, Supermodel/Governer hahaha. Love the Bee

[SeekAndFind]

Whew, I’m glad she is not in a swim suit. 🤪😜

[NWFree]

She doesn’t look much worse than the current slob they have on the cover 🤪