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To: consult
Things one can say to avoid drinking without having to declare yourself as a non-drinker:

My suggestions:

"I have this incredible craving for a nice, long, tall glass of mineral water right now!"

"I'm a vegan - Can you guarantee to me that that whiskey is certified 100% vegan?"

"My father-confessor gave me the penance to abstain for three weeks - this is my second day!"

"Am on an antibiotic regime right now - not allowed to drink!"

"Sorry: Lost a bet. Have to stay on the wagon for two more months!"

Regards,

39 posted on 05/12/2022 11:28:12 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: alexander_busek

“Oh thanks! But I don’t drink.”


41 posted on 05/12/2022 11:36:53 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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