If possible, I'll even embellish it. If, e.g., the server's name is printed on the bill, I'll write, "I'm making a $100 donation in your name - e.g., 'Sally' - to the 'Converting LGBT+ Youth Back to Normalcy' Project!"
Regards,
While that response is appealing it is not a good witness. If a server is friendly and gives good service I will continue to tip generously.
Or you could tell them you are making a contribution to “The Human Fund”.
No, if you’re going to stiff them, make it like it’s from a lib.
Just go nuclear and say you’re sending a contribution in the servers name to the Trump 2024 campaign.
Unless the waitstaff bombarded you with leftist attitude, why would you deprive them of a tip if they gave you good service? They might be supporting children or elderly relatives with their tips and wages. Why turn into virtue-signaling piker?