Maybe used the money for crack and a hooker.
The bill was $26.31. Let's for simplicity sake say a reasonable tip would have been $5.00.
I need you to tell me A) where you get crack and a hooker for $5.00 and B) I need you to post a link to a picture of this hooker. I'm thinking I won't be seeing USDA prime, choice, select, standard, commercial, or utility.