Get ready America, everybody is going on a diet. Thanks to Biden and the Dems, food stamps will have to be issued to keep controlled starvation equitable. Your dead pet will become a homemade food source, so start fattening them up. Don’t throw away old furniture because it will be a fuel source to cook your pet with.
First try Mexican. The foodstamp fed ones that drink beer and relax to loud Mariachi music all night long have the best marbling.