Omg, I have a Steinway baby grand
IT HAS 88 keys.
I must find a copy of “the piano teacher” and burn it for penance
(The Piano Teacher (French: La Pianiste, lit. ‘The Pianist’) is a 2001 French-language erotic psychological drama film, written and directed by Michael Haneke)
Highly not recommended
There’s also “The Pianist”, about Wladysław Szpilman, who survived in the Warsaw Ghetto.