In the real world....insurrections don’t last 3.5 hours. There are major league baseball games which last longer than that.
You nailed it. When the American people decide that it’s time to have an “insurrection”, the Feddies will know about it and it won’t be a 3.5 hours worth of childish antics. “Insurrections” are serious business and the participants don’t dress up like goofy Indian medicine men.