Mag New Yorker has a trait
Their own country they must hate
Hate the flag
Hate the people
Hate the church
and Hate the steeple!
They Hate our freedoms Every one
They Hate the one about the gun
They Hate free speech
Oh yes they do!
And those that speak it?
They Hate them too!
They Hate the vote
And they Hate ID
But show your papers
Or you won’t go free!
The New Yorker sucks
It really does
And I won’t buy it
Can’t stand their buzz
But let them write
and let them whine
Because reloading
with them in mind.
(Thanks for the inspiration, Wayne!)