Posted on 12/25/2021 1:00:24 PM PST by Starman417
You're All Gonna Get Sick and Die This Winter!
Whenever Biden and his bumbling band of 'advisers' make another moronic announcement, this story comes to mind.
Once upon a time, a liberal politician was giving a speech on a farm in a red state. The audience was composed of Bible reading, God loving, gun owning, patriotic Americans. Hillary knows them as depolorables and Bette Midler recently referred to all West Virginians as, "poor, illiterate and strung out." Poor Bette. Life is hard and even harder if you're stupid.
The politician was nervous, and the crowd was rather large, but they seemed friendly and warmly shouted HOZENGA which mollified his fears. He spoke of his accomplishments as his first year in office drew to a close. The crowd roared HOZENGA! Emboldened by their enthusiasm, he promised to never raise taxes but instead vowed to reduce spending. The crowd was now on its feet yelling HOZENGA! He further promised to reduce crime, increase funding for the police, and make safe neighborhoods a priority for his administration. The crowd went wild and screamed HOZENGA at the top of their lungs. He triumphantly left the stage and as he was walking back to his limo, an aide stopped him, pointed to the ground and said, "Hey, boss, don't step in the hozenga."
81 million people stepped in the HOZENGA and supposedly voted for Biden/Harris in 2020. How is that dream team working out? Seriously, they voted for Biden/Harris on purpose? No more mean tweets and now copious amounts of hozenga from sea to shining sea.
Southern border completely open. Illegal, sick, illiterate, unvetted immigrants have invaded our country and were clandestinely stashed in red states in the dead of night. HOZENGA!
Murders and carjackings are reaching historical levels in major Democratic run cities. HOZENGA!
COVID is killing record number of human beings across the globe. HOZENGA!
Inflation is rising, government spending is out of control and fear has become the norm. HOZENGA!
We will soon be forced to buy $60,000 electric cars, 1,000 foot extension cords and pray that our electrical grids don't explode and burst into flames. HOZENGA!
We abandoned Afghanistan, gifted the bad dudes with 85 billion dollars of sensitive military equipment (oops) and left American citizens in the hands of the terrible Taliban. HOZENGA!
We vaporized 10 beautiful members of an Afghanistan family with a drone missle strike and couldn't find anyone to blame. Hey, they looked really hard. HOZENGA!
We stopped politely asking Americans to take 2,3,4, COVID jabs and are now threatening, demanding and forcing compliance. YOU WILL COMPLY. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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Even on Christmas day you do this?
Shame. Bad form.
Trying to score Free Republic's traffic on Jesus' birthday.
Just damn.
Sorry, I don’t accept greetings, especially Christmas greetings, from baby-killers.
Or perverts for that matter.
Only 85 days of winter left. Hang on!
From the White House: “Drop dead. Merry Christmas’’.
Very good 👍
You are correct, Leep.
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