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To: AzNASCARfan

C'mon, everyone knows that when DB bailed out of that 727 he landed in a rottweiler farm.

End of story.

12 posted on 12/13/2021 6:58:09 AM PST by OKSooner ("AFTER THE FAIR TRIAL!" Always say "After the Fair Trial.". )

To: OKSooner

Kitty: Why are you really here?

Dad: Well, we had a reversal of fortune.

Mom: Tell them what happened.

Dad: I bought an ostrich farm.

Mom: Tell them what else happened.

Dad: It was next to a coyote farm.

Red: Great story. See you at Christmas.

Mom: THe lost all our money.

Dad: We had to sell the house in Phoenix, which is why we’re here.

Red: An ostrich farm, Burt?

Red: Who the hell wants to eat an ostrich?

Kitty: Coyotes, apparently.

40 posted on 12/17/2021 9:19:21 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)

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