[Enterprise]

Hope for the turkey neck population.

[dfwgator]

“Do The Crusher now you turkey necks!”

[bagster]

[Libloather]

[Leaning Right]

As shown below, I solved my “ turkey neck” problem by growing a beard. Camouflage! The ladies can’t be turned off by what they can’t see.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

My 80 year old dad could use that but at this point in his life I’m sure he don’t give a damn, but wow his turkey neck is really prominent. He looks like the melting guy in that movie “Robocop” it’s insane how the skin looks like it liquefies when you get older. I think that’s because of the loss of collegen which acts as a net to keep everything tight.

There was a case I read not too long ago of a Chinese woman in her 20s whose college was destroyed for some reason, and she looks like she’s 80 now.

Here she is....

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/23/chinese-woman-28-looks-old-plastic-surgery_n_2532346.html

[sauropod]

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[amihow]

Vote him out.

[PIF]

All procedures do no involve home remedies or OTC drugs.creams etc. All require you to shell out $$$ to some medical type.

[9YearLurker]

No surgery, just “procedures”.

[usual suspect]

Use Preparation H!

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Another article on brining???!!!!!! 😱

[GreatRoad]

Reading about Linda Evangelista’s paradox nightmare - makes surgery or just accepting aging skin, not seem bad.

[1FreeAmerican]

[Rockingham]

Louisiana politician Huey Long used to deride the Mayor of New Orleans, an enemy, as “Turkey Neck” Wamsley, a appelation that every picture of the man bore out. Decades later, his descendants were still rankled about it.