[Yo-Yo]

There’s a reason why all of the world’s governments are going mental over a glorified flu strain.

The Covid vaccine is really a vaccine against some alien life form disease. We have a sample from the Roswell crash which was an advance scout ship, but deep space radar has picked up the main armada and we have less than two years to prepare our world against the invasion.

[BTerclinger]

remember all those people scooped up by aliens who claimed they got anal probed and then were released?

I think WuFlu has been sent by the aliens as meat tenderizer...