Florida is a terrible place. It’s a swamp with nasty creatures. Move to Texas.;)
Florida has alligators, hurricanes, mosquitos and some NY’’rs. Go to Texas.
Indeed, I just moved there. People should take heed. My neighborhood is crawling with alligators, pythons and spiders as big as dinner plates.
“Florida is a terrible place. It’s a swamp with nasty creatures. Move to Texas.;)”
Texas is even worse! Everything here will either stick you, sting you or bite you. Rattlers, Copperheads, Cotton Mouths and Coral snakes. Mountain Lions, Jaguarundi’s, Bear’s, Coyote’s, Bob Cat’s and the always present Feral Hog’s, Javalina’s and a growing population of Wart Hog’s.
Worst of all is the Texas Oil Field Hand. They stalk the highways and backroads 24 hours a day, always on the prowl. They might be in Pickup’s, car’s and worst of all 18 wheelers, always driving like they’re late for something.
Very cute! Sitting here laughing.
I lived in Florida for a year while my late husband was in Nam. I like the people but not the state. My favorite city though is St Augustine.