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To: Engedi

I have a couple of ducks in the freezer. Haven’t really made up my mind on what I want to do.


11 posted on 11/09/2021 6:40:45 PM PST by Valpal1
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#11 What did the ducks do?

Valpal1 parrot was always swearing so he asked the vet how he could stop it.

“Everytime the parrot swears put it in the freezer for 15 seconds” he advised.

The next time the parrot swore, Valpal1 put the parrot in the freezer.
When he opened the door the parrot was very contrite.

“I am sorry for the bad language and it will never happen again” he said.
“By the way, what did the ducks do?”


18 posted on 11/09/2021 9:42:02 PM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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