“ Is there anything wrong with wrapping bacon on a machine gun muzzle and firing for about 30 seconds?”
No, it is brilliant. Actually several years ago, the defense division of the RumbaFlex corporation, which is all about convenience, designed a rail attachment specifically for cooking bacon while at the range or in the heat of battle. There was even a customizable drip pan which allowed for constant and effortless weapon lubrication. Another plus was a tasty snack when you really needed it. The drawback was the enemy could smell the bacon. It terrified most muslims, but tended to give away one’s position. This product, like most RumbaFlex innovations, was never successfully deployed.
But it was a smash hit on "As seen on TV." Their commercials are memorable.