[frank ballenger]

You have to show an ID to get a hamburger, but not to vote?

Of course. Asking for a voter ID is racissss.

Hamburgers are on a higher plane.

The Big Lebowski:

Walter Sobchak: “Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.”

[bboop]

But ... but ... Hamburgers are BEEF and BEEF is racist. Or is it causing Global Warming? Or is it homophobic? I forget which ....