Or.. buttermilk fried squirrel with southern gravy.
“Cheerios, now with extra squirrel!
Now that’s not beyond imagination!
Farm fresh eggs just up the road.
Bantam rooster eggs too.
Fresh farm produce.
Fresh farm fruit.
Fresh Dutch Apple Pie. ...and Cherry Pie. w/vanilla ice cream, after warming up.
Frozen Eggo waffles, not so much.
the Fred Meyer brand of cheerios is just as good and half the cost....