[tired&retired]

Those two testicles on the bottom make it look a bit odd. What are the chances of emptying it without a jam?

[Do_Tar]

No, No, No!
Do not put jam on your testicles!

Oh, I think I may have misread your comment.
Never mind.

[throwthebumsout]

What are the chances of emptying it without a jam?

On full auto, I would say there is a 0% chance of it not jamming. Though that would make a great demonstration video.