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I Didn’t Hear No Bell
Flopping Aces ^ | 06-05-21 | Larry Brandes

Posted on 06/05/2021 2:06:02 PM PDT by Starman417

I come from a very competitive family composed of 7 brothers and 3 sisters. Each of us loved to win, and it didn’t matter which game. We competed fiercely at Jungle Volleyball, Risk, Kick the Can, Monopoly, Roofball, Baseball, Basketball and Football. Winning at all costs was the objective and losing was simply not a viable option. Win or lose, we competed honestly and considered cheating contemptible behavior. However, my brothers were not gracious losers. One brother (victorious) chased another brother (loser) down the street with a pipe wrench because apparently someone reneged on the exact specifications of the anticipated prize.

The infamous 2020 presidential election reminded me of a rigged boxing match. Donald Trump (in the red shorts) was our Mohammad Ali. He would bob and weave and mercilessly tweet his opponents. His first major bout was in 2016 when he KO’d Hillary Clinton. She was offered an opportunity in 2020 to a rematch, but her ears were still ringing from her first beat down, and she wisely declined. Today, Hillary whines a lot and drinks a lot of wine (rimshot). Donald Trump was our champion, and we assumed that the Democrats would search their entire membership database and could find at least one worthy opponent who could match his boxing acumen.

The Democrats fumbled around and tried to find a serious competitor for Trump. They searched high and low for a qualified adversary who could stand toe to toe with him in the ring. Alas, a white knight on a fiery steed was not forthcoming. Trump was a Heavyweight boxer with a mean right hook and the Democratic contenders were Flyweights, Super Flyweights and Bantamweights at best. No one could compete with Trump. The Democrats finally discovered an old retired Heavyweight boxing relic who first entered the political ring in 1973. Sleepy Joe Biden (“I coulda been a contender…hey where am I ?”) had been out of boxing for four years, but the Democrats convinced Joe and Jill that he still had his MOJO and could go the distance with Trump. Trump “floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee.” Biden’s bio was pitiful. He was painfully slow, older than dirt, liked to take naps and his exercise regimen included long walks on the beach.

The match was set and the bell rang. Trump jumped up to face his opponent. Biden didn’t hear the bell and remained in his corner licking an ice cream cone.

(Excerpt) Read more at floppingaces.net...


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: djtrump; election; rigged; trump

1 posted on 06/05/2021 2:06:02 PM PDT by Starman417
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To: Starman417
I come from a very competitive family composed of 7 brothers and 3 sisters.

Do they all pimp blogs, or is it just you who is a loser like that?

2 posted on 06/05/2021 2:11:34 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
I like his blog.

I gave him five clicks. Then, just to piss you off. I gave him five more and signed them, "From Humblegunner, with love".

*smoochie*


3 posted on 06/05/2021 2:16:10 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: humblegunner

Maybe he didn’t get his spaghetti.


4 posted on 06/05/2021 2:17:02 PM PDT by Track9 (Dealing with democrats is like living without toilet paper. )
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To: Starman417; rustyweiss74; gaggs; ANDmagazine.com; hassan.mahmoud; WTanner1776; Steve1999; ...

Starman417, you’re one of the few Hit and Run spammers left. The rest have mostly quit or been zotted. In the words of Chris Rock, “What are you, a Betamax?”

There is a FReepathon going on!

When you’re not posting clickbait, how about a donation?

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5 posted on 06/05/2021 2:23:30 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Starman417

Starman417, over here:

Woo hoo!! Closing in on the YELLOW!! Let’s get ‘er done. [FReepathon LXV]

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3965021/posts


6 posted on 06/05/2021 2:23:46 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Starman417
"and considered cheating contemptible behavior"

With Libs, cheating is a badge of honour.

"Never let a crisis go to waste"

The Corona Virus 2019 was the Dem's key to steal the election.

7 posted on 06/05/2021 2:28:16 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be that's for sure.)
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To: bagster
I like his blog.

He likes your pants.

I gave him five clicks.

Is that what y'all are calling it these days?

8 posted on 06/05/2021 2:36:42 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Starman417

My 2 Navy buds and I would play Cutthroat Spades into the wee hours. Cheating was permitted by the rules but if you got caught the penalty was severe. We made reneging and cheating into a high art form.


9 posted on 06/05/2021 2:39:19 PM PDT by Az Joe (FREE CHAUVIN!)
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To: humblegunner

Crescendo: “And I I I I will always love you.”


10 posted on 06/05/2021 4:26:37 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: Larry Lucido

👍


11 posted on 06/05/2021 4:30:20 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: bagster

Thank you.


12 posted on 06/05/2021 8:26:57 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Starman417

bttt


13 posted on 06/05/2021 8:35:52 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. I will never be a peaceful slave in a new Socialist America.)
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To: sauropod; humblegunner
Thank you.

You're welcome.

I am the anti-Humblegunner, sent from on high to do battle with the evil demon cornpone.

#ThereCanBeOnlyOne


14 posted on 06/05/2021 8:55:55 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

There is more than one.

‘Pod.


15 posted on 06/06/2021 5:00:48 AM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: bagster

Can you tell me why we have a “Bloggers and Personal” category if we aren’t allowed to post things from blogs? I’d ask HG, but I’d like an objective answer. I don’t even have a blog, but I click on the category to get stuff besides news posts all the time...


16 posted on 06/07/2021 5:38:49 AM PDT by HeadOn (Love God. Lead your family. Be a man.)
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To: HeadOn; humblegunner
Can you tell me why we have a “Bloggers and Personal” category if we aren’t allowed to post things from blogs?

I know many things, but I do not know that.

Let's ask Mister Owl.

On the serious tip, pay no attention to the hillbilly blog nazi. His words are wind. There is no 'allowed' about it.

I recommend changing your settings so that you get all headlines all at the same time. That's how I do.

It's all information to me. I don't need it broke down. Not sure why they even have categories.


17 posted on 06/07/2021 5:52:15 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster
It's all information to me.

You must develop standards, Bagster-san.

Also, you pretty damn cute for white boy.


18 posted on 06/07/2021 10:36:05 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner
You must develop standards, Bagster-san.

My standards kick in inside my melon, AFTER I absorb all the information I can get my mitts on.

You are an impediment to that process, censor man.

This is why you must lose. For America. And for the children.

Also, you pretty damn cute for white boy.

You ain't never lied, old Jappo creeper.


19 posted on 06/07/2021 10:40:40 AM PDT by bagster
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