Posted on 06/05/2021 2:06:02 PM PDT by Starman417
I come from a very competitive family composed of 7 brothers and 3 sisters. Each of us loved to win, and it didn’t matter which game. We competed fiercely at Jungle Volleyball, Risk, Kick the Can, Monopoly, Roofball, Baseball, Basketball and Football. Winning at all costs was the objective and losing was simply not a viable option. Win or lose, we competed honestly and considered cheating contemptible behavior. However, my brothers were not gracious losers. One brother (victorious) chased another brother (loser) down the street with a pipe wrench because apparently someone reneged on the exact specifications of the anticipated prize.
The infamous 2020 presidential election reminded me of a rigged boxing match. Donald Trump (in the red shorts) was our Mohammad Ali. He would bob and weave and mercilessly tweet his opponents. His first major bout was in 2016 when he KO’d Hillary Clinton. She was offered an opportunity in 2020 to a rematch, but her ears were still ringing from her first beat down, and she wisely declined. Today, Hillary whines a lot and drinks a lot of wine (rimshot). Donald Trump was our champion, and we assumed that the Democrats would search their entire membership database and could find at least one worthy opponent who could match his boxing acumen.
The Democrats fumbled around and tried to find a serious competitor for Trump. They searched high and low for a qualified adversary who could stand toe to toe with him in the ring. Alas, a white knight on a fiery steed was not forthcoming. Trump was a Heavyweight boxer with a mean right hook and the Democratic contenders were Flyweights, Super Flyweights and Bantamweights at best. No one could compete with Trump. The Democrats finally discovered an old retired Heavyweight boxing relic who first entered the political ring in 1973. Sleepy Joe Biden (“I coulda been a contender…hey where am I ?”) had been out of boxing for four years, but the Democrats convinced Joe and Jill that he still had his MOJO and could go the distance with Trump. Trump “floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee.” Biden’s bio was pitiful. He was painfully slow, older than dirt, liked to take naps and his exercise regimen included long walks on the beach.
The match was set and the bell rang. Trump jumped up to face his opponent. Biden didn’t hear the bell and remained in his corner licking an ice cream cone.
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Do they all pimp blogs, or is it just you who is a loser like that?
I gave him five clicks. Then, just to piss you off. I gave him five more and signed them, "From Humblegunner, with love".
*smoochie*
Maybe he didn’t get his spaghetti.
Starman417, you’re one of the few Hit and Run spammers left. The rest have mostly quit or been zotted. In the words of Chris Rock, “What are you, a Betamax?”
There is a FReepathon going on!
When you’re not posting clickbait, how about a donation?
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Starman417, over here:
Woo hoo!! Closing in on the YELLOW!! Let’s get ‘er done. [FReepathon LXV]
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3965021/posts
With Libs, cheating is a badge of honour.
"Never let a crisis go to waste"
The Corona Virus 2019 was the Dem's key to steal the election.
He likes your pants.
I gave him five clicks.
Is that what y'all are calling it these days?
My 2 Navy buds and I would play Cutthroat Spades into the wee hours. Cheating was permitted by the rules but if you got caught the penalty was severe. We made reneging and cheating into a high art form.
Crescendo: “And I I I I will always love you.”
👍
Thank you.
bttt
You're welcome.
I am the anti-Humblegunner, sent from on high to do battle with the evil demon cornpone.
#ThereCanBeOnlyOne
There is more than one.
‘Pod.
Can you tell me why we have a “Bloggers and Personal” category if we aren’t allowed to post things from blogs? I’d ask HG, but I’d like an objective answer. I don’t even have a blog, but I click on the category to get stuff besides news posts all the time...
I know many things, but I do not know that.
Let's ask Mister Owl.
On the serious tip, pay no attention to the hillbilly blog nazi. His words are wind. There is no 'allowed' about it.
I recommend changing your settings so that you get all headlines all at the same time. That's how I do.
It's all information to me. I don't need it broke down. Not sure why they even have categories.
You must develop standards, Bagster-san.
Also, you pretty damn cute for white boy.
My standards kick in inside my melon, AFTER I absorb all the information I can get my mitts on.
You are an impediment to that process, censor man.
This is why you must lose. For America. And for the children.
Also, you pretty damn cute for white boy.
You ain't never lied, old Jappo creeper.
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