Let’s make the libs REALLY happy.
1. Shower once a week.
2. Adopt Cheryl Crow’s one square of toilet tissue per sitting.
3. Just for good measure, brush your teeth once a month. Think of all the water you sent down the drain while brushing your teeth.
While? Do people do that? My father would have kicked my butt for wasting water if I ran it during rather than just rinsing the brush and sink when I finished. But then he also installed a water valve in the showerhead so you could turn off the water while sudsing up. That rarely got used.