[P.O.E.]

Reply: “Are You Now or Have You Ever Been a Member of the Communist Party?”

[absalom01]

“You have to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?”

[romanesq]

Just respond: if they believe their spouse cheated on them?

That’ll shut them up quick.

[MayflowerMadam]

Just say, “Yes”. No need to say it’s the shingles or pneumonia vaccine.

[goodnesswins]

So...lie...

[ctdonath2]

Vaccination is needlessly redundant you’ve had Covid. I’m annoyed at the near religious devotion to human solutions - a very Progressive stance.

[redcatcherb412]

Just respond with

Are you caught up with all the sexually transmitted disease shots?

[Kudsman]

Answer that you identify as a vaccinated black woman.

[southernindymom]

If it’s a lib chick just “it’s my body, my CHOICE”

[Ezekiel]

Eh.. just smile, chuckle, and say that you don’t discuss politics.

Easy peasy. :)

[T Ruth]

Try this answer:

"To support racial equity and Black Lives Matter, I am not getting a shot until every black person in the country has gotten theirs. I don't want to be like some people who use their white privilege to get to the front of the line. How about you?"

[McGavin999]

Give them copies of the HIPPA law and ask if the clubs liability policy would cover lawsuits for violations of the law. Then innocently blink your eyes and wait.

[AppyPappy]

“Are you vaccinated?”
“Yes, 3 times. Don’t tell me you are one of those anti-vaxxer twofers”
“Uhhh...no.....just waiting”

[beaware]

Well... as soon as it is FDA approved, I will be considering it...

[bigbob]

They don’t outright ask, they say “After all, everyone here has been vaccinated, right?”, then make eye contact with each person to see who flinches.

[ReaganGeneration2]

Me: “No, I’m waiting for the live animal tests to finish”

Them: “They’re doing animal tests?”

Me: “YOU got the shot, right?”

[Tipllub]

“No.”

[metmom]

I guess you could ask them personal medical information like if they are HIV positive, or had some medical procedure?

If you are a woman and they are, you could ask when they had their last PAP smear or mammogram. I wouldn’t go there is they are female and you are a man.

[Secret Agent Man]

Show them a picture of bruce jenner now

Ask them who that is

If they say caitlyn jenner

Say “if you can pretend bruce jenner is a woman, you can pretend I’m vaccinated”

Or

Ask them who the president is

If they say joe biden

Say if you can pretend joe biden is the real president, you can pretend i’m vaccinated

Or

I only discuss any of my medical issues with close family or my doctor

Or

Whatever answer you are wanting me to tell you, thats what I am. Move on.

Got a bunch to pick from. :)

[hopespringseternal]

"My doctor told me to wait because I am susceptible to blood clots/anorexic/anemic/flatulent/whatever it takes." "I was part of the initial trials for the (whatever) vaccine." "Yes"