Woke students at prestigious college complain that soap dispensers are racist

The Blaze ^ | April 22, 2021 | Dave Urbanski

[HypatiaTaught]

If you think about it, so is TOILET PAPER. We must rid ourselves of these RACIST, WHITE SUPREMATIST artifacts. NOW!!
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Don’t forget TOOTHPASTE!

Anything white is RACIST.

LOL!

[princeofdarkness]

Maybe it was when Reagan was governor.

[bert]

Africa never developed toilet paper

[beef]

“a lot of this stuff comes from people who are just looking for trouble”

This comes when you start with a conclusion and work backwards to manufacture evidence.

[beef]

“Don’t forget TOOTHPASTE!”

I see they have charcoal toothpaste now. I was wondering what that was about.

[Fightin Whitey]

Anything white is RACIST.

Most especially brains.

[Newtoidaho]

The problem isn’t the soap dispensers, it’s that the automatic water faucets only work half the time. I think the water faucets are part of the anti white collective.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I got my Covid shot just now and no surprise - they asked for a photo ID - So naturally I had to object saying it was racist and a return to Jim Crow, and incredibly she told me I couldn’t get the shot otherwise.

Isn’t that interesting, they will deny you a life saving shot unless you have a photo ID but demanding a photo ID just to vote is racist and a return to Jim Crow

[gov_bean_ counter]

From the title, fully expected this to be from Babylon Bee.

[Allegra]

I had a few women that worked for me, but you could dust them because they moved so slowly.

This arrogant comment has to do with the story how? 🤔

[metmom]

Oh, but it gets better. He added that another student said the dispensers force "black and brown bodies" to show their palms — which are "the only light areas of the skin" — before the soap will come out.

Where else are you going to put the soap?

Or is being clean now white supremacy?

[gitmo]

If they’re racist, tear them off the wall and throw them away.

[SamAdams76]

If they’re racist, tear them off the wall and throw them away.

Yes, I agree. Down with the soap dispensers. I never did use them no-how.

[metmom]

The problem isn’t the soap dispensers, it’s that the automatic water faucets only work half the time. I think the water faucets are part of the anti white collective.

I'm pretty far over on the white spectrum and they don't work more than half the time for me either.

Skin color has nothing to do with it.

Likely the biggest factor is that the crap is made in China and is typical made in China quality.

[Steely Tom]

UCLA is prestigious?

Exactly what I was thinking.

[sport]

They would tear them off the wall and throw them away. But they do not know how to do it. They are waiting on a Government program to show them how.

[outofsalt]

"Nonsense; they’re motion detecting dispensers."

I have one at work in an area I have to lean into. It squirts me on my uniform (blue) every time. He's not a real engineer, but a civil contriver.

[Carl Vehse]

Automatic soap dispensers may use one of several techniques (light path interruption, motion sensor, infrared detection) to dispense soap onto a person’s hand.

None of these methods are racist. However one might try to fool an IR-detecting dispenser by putting a cold (or dead) hand under the dispenser.

[outofsalt]

The automatic toilets compensate for the non functioning faucets. Lean a little and flush! Sometimes 5-6 flushes per.

[OpusatFR]

White Sugar is racist. It’s a white supremicist plot to make blacks fat and unhealthy.

Brown sugar is not. /s